Just read this morning’s paper, where Mr Muthalik , of the Ravan Sena, of the Mangalore Incident fame, has decided to play Cupid himself!
Apparently, their agenda is as follows. Five teams have already been made, and they will roam the city on 14 February, with a hidden camera, a priest and of course, their goondas [ooops, party workers!].
Anyone seen dating, cosying up, cuddling, will be, immediately, ON THE SPOT, married off, with the help of a priest, a piece of turmeric tied to a string [to act as mangalsutra, “thali”]I suppose].
On being asked about minors who are found, he said they would be counselled and sent home [after beating them up no doubt!]
I wonder if anyone asked him about the lovers being of different faith? Would he have priests of different faith accompanying him? I wonder about that!
All those who wish to be married, therefore, here is your chance! Mr M will foot the bill, and no hassles, he will even register the marriage there!
Talk of culture; talk of freedom; talk of…..
Heck! What more does one want???
6 February, 2009
Edited to add:
Do read this, and lend your voices and hearts, if you can 🙂
A Quest on Overdrive ... :) 
February 6, 2009 at 9:02 am
Oh my!! whatta ingenious (?) idea by de ravan sena!! lolzzzz!! cud dey get any lower, i wonder?? nywz, for those lovebirds who wanna get married, it sure seems the easiest way out!!
sigh! wish mr.pea had been here 😛 maybe we could hv made a trip der 😛 n get married for free!! hehe!!
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February 6, 2009 at 2:26 pm
you are not serious are you ?
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February 6, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Hmmmm……..well shivsena will b wondering hw they got so many supporters like ramsena etc, before it was shivsena’s job to do all these bull shit as if we ppl dnt hav they basic commonsense to think and do what we want.
I am wondering wt they really want to prove, THAT GUNDAS R MORE POWERFUL IN INDIA nd we the public r always fools.Though i dnt have a lover, i just decided to celebrate this yrs valentines day with my males frnds,i really wanna c, wt these SENAS r gonna do…
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February 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I’d love to see what happens to those meeting for an extra-marital affair. LOL… Moron!
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February 6, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Ludicrous no-brainers…
Culture – high time these jackasses realise culture isn’t something that can be defined by dictionaries, per se. It transcends the very sense of humanity – our being here for aeons together.
God save.
Peace.
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Wanted to ask this long back! 🙂 Successfully done with the evaluation? 🙂
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February 6, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Hi Usha,
My first visit to your blog, and it certainly has been enjoyable! Will return for more 🙂
On the news itself, a crazy bunch of people, these. Who the hell are they to interfere in the life of others?!
Rgds,
Pallavi
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February 6, 2009 at 6:53 pm
now, we ‘ll have more fans for ram sena among the youth..hehehe:D
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February 6, 2009 at 8:17 pm
This is total madness !!
Thank God for people like Renuka for thinking of pub bharo andolan.
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February 6, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I hope all those who plan to celebrate keep Pepper Spray and a Knife with them.
When goons attack first you blind them and then cut their &*%$##
This is my 3rd attempt to post this comment 🙂
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February 6, 2009 at 11:33 pm
I like your avi 😉 Beautiful smile!
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February 6, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Crazy and unbelievable stuff! Do these guys sleep at night???
C
PS – Finally we see Usha 🙂
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February 7, 2009 at 12:09 am
Will be there in the Delhi march on 14th with buddies in tow..:)let’s see who dares to tell us what to do…;)
lol@Surbhi’s comment…yeah what if?:D
Usha what wonderful gyaan you have given:D
now some of us can save on shaadi kharcha…
those who want to get married for free should just lie in wait for the sena…:D
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February 7, 2009 at 9:55 am
I am furtively checking mails in office…:D..
and the new pic is so cute and sunny…:)…
.*sigh*I am addicted….:(
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February 7, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Right! Sash.. the height of ingeuity wouldnt you say? Lol@ Mr Pea’s unavailability! Don’t tell him, he’ll kick himself for not being here 🙂 But seriously that man is the utter limit! Thank you for your views too! 🙂
Dhiren, by now you would have read enough on it I am sure 🙂
skupillai, go for it 🙂 And I hope you do manage to get at a few of those thugs if they come to disturb you.. 🙂 Thanks for the visit and the read 🙂
Surbhi, now that is a THOUGHT!!! Morons… you said it.. Thanks for giving me a gleeful thought too!
Karthik, a fine observation there:
“It transcends the very sense of humanity – our being here for aeons together.”
True, very true… but will they find peace in that? One wonders! [What evaluation? School papers?? Lol, the next bundle is due in a few weeks again :)]
writerzblock, thank you for dropping in here and spending time at the blog 🙂 It’s no use asking anything, for they have stock answers that they have convinced themselves of 😦 But well, little do they realize they have stirred a hornet’s nest this time.. sorry , Lover’s Nest :D!!
Praveen, I hope those youth go and fulfill the Ravan [will not call them Ram :)] Sena’s wishes… :D! They would not bargain for it, at all 🙂 🙂
@N, that is another one Ijust heard of “Pub Bharo”… it would be interesting to see both phenomenon take place in the heartland of the Ravan Sena’s Op grounds.. 🙂 Thank you for the visit and the comment 🙂
Solilo… from one extreme of fulfilling their wishes, that praveen spoke of, now to yours.. to do a Bobbit? LOL! That would be what they deserve… I do hope they will arm themselves suitably for the occasion! Thank for the warm words on the avi.. 🙂 Especially I have you to thank for it 🙂 🙂 🙂
Corinne, it is to be believed they are incapable of anything worthwhile, for now at least 🙂 And thank you 🙂 🙂
Indy girl, good! Glad someone I know is doing something about it! Envy you being able to, as well… 🙂 Yes, if you have anyone special, now is the time… am sure with a pandit around, you would not have to worry about the sanctity of the knot, or the legalities because they will register the marriage as well 🙂 🙂
And welcome to the world of blogaddiction :D! Now there is no escape, lol!
Thank you for the cute note on the not so cute bloggers, supposedly cute pic… LOL!
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February 8, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Muthalik has vowed to wipe out this “curse of heterosexuality” from the country guaranteeing to remove contact between the two sexes which lead to such “unnatural and unIndian feelings”Click to read details.
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February 8, 2009 at 11:09 pm
IHM, read it 😦
What is this glorious nation coming to, letting loose such abnormal creatures who do not know the meaning of humanity???
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February 10, 2009 at 1:41 am
Oh yeah… That was a line from one of my other orations. 🙂 Will put that up some day. I hadn’t prepared for it, though. Extemporaneous. So… But yeah, it is high time ppl drum it into their heads. Culture, they say! huh!
And good luck with the bundle, ma’am! 🙂
Peace.
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